Follow me down to the place where the masses

Fondle each other and spawn

Follow me down to the place where the classes

Hump each others' butts till dawn

But where in the world is the Messiah

Where in the world can he be?

Let's follow him down to a perfect religion

Because everybody thinks like me

We're all a bunch of idiots!

Follow me down to a TV station

I'll show you an example of hell

They're kissing and cuddling and lying to each other

Then they're pointing guns at each other

They're making me feel like I need that machine gun

Even a chainsaw will do

So follow me down to a TV station

And join me in a manic spell

We're all a bunch of idiots!

Follow me down to the steps of the capitol

We'll find an open place for sex

And all the senators and all the anarchists

Are holding the festivities

Why in the world do we believe their words

When they're breaking their word and God's word

So follow me down to another country

Because everybody thinks like me

We're all a bunch of idiots!

Words by Zam.